Wife SMS / Wife Jokes / Husband and Wife SMS Jokes & Messages

Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…


   



 Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife: kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai




First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D




A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”




The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
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2 forget it once.




Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.




Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai




   

 Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….
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We Met…! haha

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