I Love You SMS in English

 Let love fill your heart instead of hate.
When hate is in your heart,
there’s room for nothing else,
but when love is in your heart,
there’s room for endless happiness.

  
   



Heaven is not the one
which you see after your death,
True Heaven is the one
which you can see here in my True Love.

  


Court Order!!
You Are Accused of Crawling into my inbox
& Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages.
You Are Sentenced to be MY SWEET HEART FOR LIFE!!!

  


A HEART die’s
when it is not able to share its FEELINGS.
but a HEART Kills itself
when another Heart
doesn’t Understands it’s FEELINGS.

  


I Was a Smoker!!!
Once I Read: “Smoking Is Injurious To Health”.
I QUIT Smoking.
I Used To Drink WINE.
I Read: “WINE is Bad For Health”.
I Left Drinking.
I LOVE Someone.
Once I Read: “Love is an illusion”.
You Know What I Did?
I Left “Reading”!

  


I am not a painter to paint you
I am not a creator to create you
I am not a destroyer to destroy you
I am not a teacher to teach you
But I am a person to love you!!!

  


When time comes for you
to be in love with someone
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want.

  


I’m glad you are thoughtful,
I’m glad you are understanding,
I’m glad you are so much fun to be around,
But most of all…
I’m glad you are with me!!!
Love You..

  


Love is when,
There are a million things
you wanna say to someone
but
when they look you in eyes and hold you in arms
nothing in life matters
other than being with that person at the moment.

  


If knowing you is wrong,
I’ll choose not to be right.
If loving you is a crime,
I’ll prefer to be called a criminal.
Just to have you to myself.

  


   

 Love in life is like a boomerang,
once you try to dump your loved one
that’s when they keeps coming back
coz you are bound like a dog and its tail,
meaning once you love, you always being loved.

 

Love Messages in Marathi

 I love the air,
because it touches you.
I love the sun,
because it falls on you.
I love my heart,
because it loves you!!!


   



The most beautiful words
by a wounded heart
“I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It”…




Love is not winning someone,
but loosing yourself to someone.
When you are loved by someone,
it’s not due to your excellence of mind
but due to purity of your heart.




You are a gift wrapped in
ribbons of thoughtfulness and
trimmed with kisses and smiles,
given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.




Some say they love rain,
but when it rains,
they use an umbrella.
Some say they love the sun
but when the sun shines,
they search for shade.
Some say they love the wind
but when it’s windy,
they close their windows.
That’s why,
I am scared,
when someone says :
“I love U”.




Perfect Definition of Love
To give someone the complete
authority to destroy you
But
At the same time being confident
that he Or she will never do it!




If I get your smile, I don’t need flowers.
If I get your voice, I don’t need music.
If you speak to me, I don’t listen any body else,
If you are with me, I don’t need the world.
Love You!!!




When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!




When You’re Angry At Someone
and Get Irritated Time To Time
But You Still Can’t Live Without Him/Her Then
It’s True Relation”...!!!
MISS YOU YAAR!




Real fact Chocolate Ny Honey Sy Kaha:Hm Dono Dunya Ki Sweetest Cheze Hy
Honey Ny kaha:Nhi Ye Jhoot HyAbi Tm Ny Usy Nhi Dekha Jis ny ye SMS kia hy




   

 Excuse me.!ji janab ap hi se mukhatib hon..Idhar daikhain haan haan ap he say mukhatib huGhabrain nahi.BusMera dil apse kuch kehna chahta hai k MISS U!

 

Love Proposal SMS

 I Love YouYes..I Love You..Sachi mainI Love You...please believe me...!kyun k doctor kehta hai gusay ka ilaaj piyar se hota hai


   



D Most Heart Breaking Situation in life.

Some one very close to you BREAKS your HEART, gives you TEARS and asks you
”What Happen”
and you Say
“NOTHING”




Most Touching lines said by a True Lover to His Love while Break up

“Of all the LIES you told me, ‘I LOVE YOU’ was my Favourite”




Sweet short message by a True Lover

I am MAD for her,

But
I am not MADE for her




LOVE IS LIKE
THE COMING SUN OUT OF THE CLOUDS
AND
WARMING YOUR SOUL.




Luv never dies..
It remains forever
&
forever
&
forever
&
forever..
Only partner changes.. ;-)
So keep loving d latest one ;-)




TADAP KAR DEKHO KISI KI CHAHAT ME PTA CHLEGA INTZAR KYA HOTA H YU HI MIL JATA BINA TADPE KOI TO KESE PTA CHLE KI PYAR KYA HOTA




There r some of the romantic countries in the WORLD,
“H.O.L.L.A.N.D”
Hop Our Love Last And Never Dies…
“I.T.A.L.Y”
I Trust And Love You…
“L.I.B.Y.A”
Love Is Beautiful You Also…
And this is my Favourite….
“F.R.A.N.C.E”
Friendship Remains And Never Can End…




Sometimes you have to run away.
Not just to create distances.
But to see who cares enough
to run behind you!




I Never Expect Others To SMS Me.
But I’ll Always Drop My SMS
Into Their Inbox To Show
I Still “Love & Remember” Them
With or Without Their SMS...




   

 Everyday,
Everywhere,
Everytime,
I may not be with you,
But
My Thinking,
My Care,
My SMS,
My Prayers
&
My Lovely Wishes
Are Always With You.

 

Love Propose SMS

 If ever you get less SMS from me,
don’t think that I didn’t care for you.
It means that I am searching 4 the
best SMS for a best person like you!!!

  
   



give wings to ur luv nd wait after having wings also ur luv wants to stay with u then ur luv is for u for ever..lets fly in luv..

  


rain is the thing which makes u wet till the time its with u bt luv is the one which makes u wet in the form of tears even after it left u....

  


nigahi bolti hai jab juba khamush rehti hai dilo ki dhadkne hi tab dilo ki bat kehti hai.

  


U can hide pain u feel,
& make others believe dat u can move on!
But u cant deny d truth dat d 1 who has hurt u is still d 1 u always choose to

luv!!

  


Summer Comes Again & Again, Winter Comes Again & Again, But Someone Like U Will Not Come Again, Coz GOD Never Makes the Same Mistake Again & Again.....:-)

  


Mene Hawa ko 1msg dia,wo Jhumti hui Badal k pas gai or mera msg usko dia to woBARASNE laga', ", ; ' ,' ," ,'or girne wali hr bond s awaz aai"I MISS U".

  


. ' 12 ' .
9 < 3
' . 6 . '


Har Pal Har Waqt
Har Saans
Aur Dil ki har Dharkan kehti hai.?
.*""*I*""*.
* miss *
"* . u . *"

  


Love is to Express & not to impress people.When love is expressed, Automatically people will be impressed..!

  


silence speaks a lot than words. so sometimes if you don't hear from me ! remember.....Silence is doing its job.

  


darkness is not the absence of light,itz the absence of uuuuuuu
my sweetheart

  


Plz stay wit me 4ever,...........
Take my hands and lets be together...
Lets fly up to de heaven above...
Show everyone our love

  


kabhi raat me taare gin kar dekhana 'jitne aap mujhe miss karte ho, Aur jitne bach gaye utni bar hum aapko yaad karte hai.

  


   

 Dil mera churaya Q jab ye dil todana hi tha,
Hamse dil lagaya Q hamse mu modna hi tha,
y did u break my hart, y did u fall in love, y did u go........

Miss You Messages for Love

 Don't search for eyes which never want to see u..
But never try to escape from the eyes which r always searching for

u!!! :-)

  
   



Kash mil jaye kabi khuwabon ki tabeer mujhy.. Aankh khulte hi tujhay samne baitha daikhun. MISS U

  


Sabera kya hua sitaron ko bhul gaye suraj kya aya chandni ko bhul gaye.Bitaye kya kuch pal hamare siba jo ap hame bhul gaye

  


Ek "ROSE" for a "DOST" --;--;-<@ jo milte nahi Roz Roz, magar Yaad aate hai.HAR ROZ. Isliye ye ROSE Jo apko hamari yad dilaega har roz.

  


At age 3 we started study with tear
and
at age 19 we will finish study with tears.
1st tear was water
and
second would be fear of missing dears forever.

  


Darde dil ki kya dastan bataye,
Usane na reason bataya na koi iljam lagaya, bas achanak hi dur ho gaya....

  


Ay hawa__
Tujy qasam hy chandni rat ki_
Ab ke bar___
Jo shehar-e-wafa sy guzar ho to___
Sargoshiyon main usy itna kehna__
koi tumain bohat YAAD KARTA Hai

  


Khushbu me “Ehsas” hota he,
Pyar ka rishta kuch “Khaas” hota he
Har baat ko “Zuban” se kehna to mumkin nahi
Is liye to”PYAR”ka
naam
“Aitbaar” hota
ha.

  


Mujhe ye dukh nahi k Main mar jaoonga ek din…
~ Mujhe dukh hai k Mere bad Teri khushiyon ki dua kon karega…!!

  


Door rehne ka gila mat karo.
kareeb rahne se hi koi rishta khaas nahi hota.
Aap yado me karib ho itne k 1 pal b duriyon ka ehsas nahi hota..

  


Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up...
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"chal-chal hurrr..."

  


   

 Purani haveli ki giri hui diwar pe tangi hui
badsurat photo ke piche chupi hui gandi chipkali
ki tuti hui punch mein baithe badbudar bacteriya
ki kasam “I MISS U”.

 

Love SMS in Hindi for Mobile

 Taron Mein Chamak

Phoolon Mein Rangat

Na Rahegi

Are, Kuch Bhi Na Rahega

Agar, Mohabbat Na Rahegi..

  
   



Never wound hearts that love you,
Never give them the endless pain,
Because wounded hearts,
Are like roses that never bloom.

  


A prayer can go where I cannot go.
Through Prayers i can be with you
without being There.
I may be miles away
but my prayers
Will always be with You…

  


Wo jo kehta tha tujhe apna bna k choron ga Lo aj us ne humain apna bna k chor dia

  


Ruka hua hai ajab Dhoop chhaa'on ka Mausum guzar raha hai koi dil sey Baadalon ki tarah

  


Agar tum use na paa sakoo jise tum chahte ho To usse zaror pa lena jo tumhe chahta ho Qki chahne se, Chhahe jane ka Ehsaas Zyada Khoobsurat hai

  


I love her…not from the bottom of my heart, but from the core of my soul.

  


GREAT LOVE: It's when you shed tears yet you still care; it's when you're ignored yet you still long; it's when he begins to love another yet you still smile and say "I'm happy for you."

  


If You Fall In Love,
Send Words
I Will Come
If I Am Alive
Or
If I Am Not
I Will Come Through
Your Tears,
Through Your Feelings
And
Through Your Dreams

  


teri yaad mein nahi guzarthe aise
tho koi daur nahin
jinki khwaish par sajde kiye
who aap hain aur koi nahin

  


I Chose To Love You
In Silence
For In Silence I Find
No Rejection

I Chose To Love You
In our Loneliness
For In Your Loneliness
No One Owns You , But Me

  


   

 If every one forgets u,
iam with u,
if every 1 lets u down,
i am with u,
if every 1 betrays u,
i am still with u,
But if every 1 likes u,
sorry i am with them……

   

Happy Love SMS

 “Love is good in feeling,
even if you are always being hurt.
It is better to be hurt by love than not loving at all”.

  
   



Try to love someone who you want to hate,
because they are just like you, somewhere inside,
in a way you may never expect,
in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

  


Crushes will only crush you.
Falling only hurts you.
Hearts will only break you
If there is no love to save you.

  


The scariest thing about falling in love is getting hurt.
The scariest thing about getting hurt is not being able to love again.
The scariest thing about not loving again is being alone FOREVER.

  


There are three kinds of love:

Love takes a few days to get over.

Big love takes a few months.

And Great love well it changes your life …

  


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Question:
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How much love in your heart for me?
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Choose:..>>>
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100% then call me.
50% then send message me.
25% then only ring.
0% no answer.( if it happens it means that line is busy try later.

  


Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!

  


U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me,
U promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears,
U promsd me ur Luv bt u gave me PAIN... ME?
I promsd u Nothing but I gave u Everything!

  


Q:What did the valentine card say to stamp?


A:Stick with me and We will go to lots of places!

  


Hey ! for your kind info My mobile will be switched off on Feb-14 to avoid unwanted proposal.So dont try to call on that day and intimate to Ur friends too.... Happy Valentines day !!

  


   

aap mere liye ek phool ki tarah hai,jise hum chod bhi nae skte or tod bhi nae sakte. tod liya tomurjha jaoge or chod diya tokoi aur le jayega.

 

Sad Love SMS in Hindi

 Phool se pucha gaya 'tune to di hai khushbu tujhe kya mila?' phool ne kaha -dene k badle lena to vyapar hai,jo dekar bhi kuch na mange vahi PAYAR HAI.

  
   



Wen i check my pocket i find sum coins, wen i check my purse i find sum rupes, but wen i check my heart i found"U"& realised HOW RICH I AM..HAPPY VELENTINE DAY

  


“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”

  


If u drop me i ill break
if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry,
if u don’t call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry
but
if u leave me i ill die

  


woh kisi or se baat karne par chidna,

woh ek hansi mein sab bhula dena,

woh usko chup chup kar dekhna,

woh najro ke milte hi unka jhukna,

  


woh uske aa jane par khil jana ,

woh uske dur se dekhne par muskurana,

woh uske paas se gujar jane par ghabrana,

woh choti choti baaton par ruthna,

woh ek pal mein maan jana,

  


Kya hota hai ‘Pyaar’.

woh raaton ko jagna,

woh uski ek jhalak ko tarasna,

woh uski khushi mein khush hona,

woh uske dukh mein rona,

woh uske na hone par aankhon ka bhar aana,

  


A Cute Reply by a Boy when asked what type of Girl He wants to love....

" She Should Be the best Competitor
To show Her Love when Compered To Mine "

  


Most selfish Lines in the world but still Nice to hear from the lovable..
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'YOU'RE MINE!!'

  


   

 She wanted to leave-
She left...

I had to loose-
I lost...

The difference is,

She just Lost a Moment of Life...
&
In that Moment
I Lost
My Whole Life!!

 

Love Text Messages Girlfriend

 A painful moment comes when u get close wid a person and one day the person suddenly try to avoid u and ur heart wants to go and talk to that person but ur ego doesn't allow you

  
   



in a cold day..when i look 4 a warm place to hide i cannot find any place warmer than your heart.so,please dont keep me waiting!!its too cold out side!

  


Lovely MSG for lovely person,
Form lovely "......."
For a lovely reason at a lovely time,
From a lovely mind in a lovely mood,
In a lovely style,
Now give me a lovely "SMILE"

  


save a little space in ur heart not in ur mind......
becoz.....
heart never 4gets....
but...
mind will do it...

  


I came here tonight because when I realized I want to spend the rest of my life with you, I want the rest of my life to start as soon as possible.

  


I cant really choose people who come into my life.But i can always choose those who should stay,because i know they are worth keeping.Just like YOU.

  


Agar Mohbat Unse N Mile Jise Tum Pyar Krte Ho

TO
Mohabat Unko jarur Dena Jo Tumko Pyar Krte He

  


"Nafrat"
Ho Jaygi
Tumko Bhi "Dunya" Se,

=aeDOSTO=

"Muhabat"
Kisi se
"Beshumar"
Kr K Dekhna. .

  


Superb Line ever:

I can always
Take care of Myself..,
......Bt still;
I want To Meet The Person;
Who can Prove 2 Me;
That I can't...!

  


loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

  


Sweetest Kiss is on forehead,Laveliest Kiss is on cheeks,Romantic Kiss is on Lips,And Hottest kiss is on..Guess..On Bikes Silencer!

  


Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

  


   

 I Was So Much Lost In Love ,
When I Realized I Found That I Have Lost My Precious Time To Get Something Which Was Neither Mine Nor Matters To My Life

New Love SMS in Hindi

 I saw a Beautiful dream Last night
There were U&me only,
U knw wht Happan?
U was looking so innocent Bcoz
I was eating Icecream &U was Looking at me.


   



Pyar Insan Sbse Krta H
Pr Sacha Pyar Jise Mohbt Kehte H
Sirf 1 Se Hota H
Lakh Chahe Dono Nibhana
Pr Rista To Khuda Ki Mrzi Se Banta H




('.') Kaise
<) )/. Ho AAP..?! /_


('.')
<) )> Pata ! /_ He
Kitna Miss Karte hai aap ko
( '.')>---( )---< _/ /_inna sara..




A cute line said by a sweet rose:
"It's better to stay on a boy's grave who died for love than 2 stay in a girl's hair who doesn't know what is love




Short n Very Cute Line..
..
..
....... An Empty Message also looks Special when You Truly like the Person who sent it..




Few lines of my life:-

If Sum1 Would Ask Me Who I Want To B Wid...?

I Would Simply Say...

"Sum1 Who wud Nvr Leave Me Just Bcoz 0f S0MEB0DY Else"..!




A hurted heart is like small baby which only cry but can't express its feelings. So don't hurt that person who loves you.... *^.^*




When U go to the stage of ur lover's marriage and the photographer asks u:
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"SmiLe pLeaSe




insaan life me sirf 2 baar badlta hai
1) jab uski life me koi a jata hai
2) jab uski life se koi chala jata hai




dil ne mujhe kaha aap se doh baatein karlu,agar aap izzaazat de toh aap ko yaad karlu,kehne ko toh lavse kum pad jaay, par ye sach hai ki sirf aap ke yaad mein mera dil dadakta hai.




someone u love is an extension of yourself without dat person u are not complete so better you take good care of yourself because i dont want to loose a part of me.




   

 Luv is wen u drink same coconut water putting 2straws...


frndship is wen v hav 1 coconut n use only 1straw,drnking 1by1 n saying,




THODA BACHA
POORA MAT PEE!

Wife and Husband SMS and Jokes

  Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.


   



LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS




patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai




Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.




Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!




 A recently fired stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”




What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.




Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second




Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”




Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha




   

 How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife and Husband SMS

 Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”


   



My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.




Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai




 Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai




What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p




Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D




 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.




What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.




Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”




Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?




   

  wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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Wife SMS / Wife Jokes / Husband and Wife SMS Jokes & Messages

Wife: Apka dost galat Ladki se shadi kar raha hai, aap use rokte kyu nahi?
Husband: Main Kyu Roku? Usne Mujhay Roka Tha kya…


   



 Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife: kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai




First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” ..:D




A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: “You can have mine.”




The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife’s birthday
is
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2 forget it once.




Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.




Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai




   

 Me and My Wife was Very Happy before….
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We Met…! haha

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Wife SMS / Wife Jokes / Husband and Wife SMS Jokes & Messages

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

  
   



My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.

  


I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”

  


Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli:
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

  


Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”

  


Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete

Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p

  


Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo

  


Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?

  


Wife: What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…
DHAKKAA!!!

  


Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!

  


 Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa - nahi. Par kyu?
Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye

  


 Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta

  


   

  5' 6? jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Messages of Friendship and Love

 Most Touched Words Said By a Broken Heart-
"I Know u Were d Most Prestigious Trophy I Ever Had
Bt
Sometimes I Feel I Was d Game That u Played.

  
   



Its always better to understand a bit
Thn 2 misunderstand a lot
Its always better to love a bit
Thn 2 hurt a lot

  


Love is nothing to do with what you are exepting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything,,,,,,,

  


Like & love r 2 diffrnt things.
Like is whn u knw d best side of sum1 & u like thm.
Love is when u knw d worst side of sum1 & u stil love dat person...

  


Man Has Invented so many amazing things ...... Still No one in the world is able to Invent a Cure for Missing Someone......

  


A cute rply given by a boy whn askd wat type of girl he wants to luv..
'she shud b d best competitor to show her love, wen compared to mine..."

  


When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses....

  


never thought.. it would be so hard staying away from you.. i keep thinking to 'us' together again.. i miss you..

  


Us Dilse pyr kro Jo tume dard de
Par us Dilko kbi dard na do jo tume pyar kre
Q ki kisi k Lye tum koi ek ho par kisi 1 Lye tum sari dunya ho

  


Wat is d meaning of True love

True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love U" &

Boy Replied, "Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot

  


Dil karta hai,1 patthar loon,aur uss par pyar se likhoon,i miss u.....
Aur phir kheench ke maroon tere sar pe,tab pata chale,kitna dard hai teri yaad mein..

  


Love. U are meant for each other and the relationship will be romantic! True soulmates who understand each other better than anyone else!

  


jab koi doosre ka naam tum leti toh,
khoon mera tab gharam hota hai,
ab nakhre koi tumne kiye toh,
to kasam se jaan dedoonga mai..

  


jab humari ankhe hui hai char,
toh shadi ka prastav rakha hai pehli baar,
aur jab humare dil ek saath dhadke hai,
toh ab tumse inkar nahin sunna hai...

  


   

 A girl shud care 4 her guy like a child..
A guy shud respect his girl lik mom
BCoz no guy can hurt his mom..
n no gal can lov some1 more then her child!

   

Latest Hindi Love SMS

 "There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love,.

   
   



My Thoughts Are Free To Go Anywhere... But Its Surprising, How Often They Head In Your Direction... :)

   


Un Beatable lines."There is nothing more pain ful than the person whom you love is lying on your shoulder,crying for the person whom they love..."

   


Best line said in love by miss heart:-

" I will wait till the day I can forget u or the day a realize that u cannot forgot me".......

   


It would be the perfect crime....
If i stole your heart
and you stole mine.

Let make it short and simple

I really LOVE you..

   


If it is my death that will make u realise that my love for u is real, then let me gift u my death..
I wil die but my love 4 u wil live on..

   


Missing smeone special in life is only due to two reasons "Either that person was alwayz with you" OR
"You alwayz wanted to be with that person"..

   


Problem With Guys:
They Make U Believe That They
Love U When They Don't..!!

Problem With Girls:
They Make U Believe They Don't
Love U When They Do.:-

   


Girl: Can I Hold Your Hand?
Boy: No"
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because It Will Hurt Too Much When You Let It Go.

   


aftr breakup.....Boy:
Dil me 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise, ruswana ho jau chhupau kaise, Tanha chhod gyi ho mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise.

   


WORDS OF A BROKEN LOVER
"THE ONE N ONLY TIME I HATED THE WORD FRIENDS"
"WHEN SHE SAID LET US B ONLY FRIENDS"

   


I want you to caress mu lips
the way you always do
I want you to look into
my eyes and see my love for you
I want you to hold me close to your heart
I want you to know that.
I LOVE YOU,,,,

   


   

 sum1 asked a prsn how does it fees2luv sum1 who luvs sum1 else?
after a deep breath he answered

'Its like hugging a
cactus

D tighter u hug...d more it HURTS

    

Love Messages for Mobile

 Life is so unfair !!

1st it gives us so much time 2 b 2gether so dat v can know each other....
& wen v know each other well, v have no time 2 be 2gether....

   
   



Whenever U miss anyone, Look at d sky..
Although U will not see the person there..
But feel happy that U two are under d same sky.

Its true....Feel it..

   


MY HEART IS LOCKED KEYS ARE WITH U OPEN AND SEE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

   


I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I'm always with you.

   


If I had to choose whether to breathe or to love you, I would use my last breath to tell you that... I love you.

   


When you see a falling star to night, make a wish, it will come true because I wished and I found you.

   


love is like flower,
it has got beauty, fragnance,
who ever goes near will feel it,
its a true love

   


Tell Me
How To Win Your
Heart ... ??
For I Haven't Got
A Clue
But
Let Me Start
By Saying

"I Love You" .. ^-^

   


Some pray to marry the girl they Love But My prayer will vary, I humbly pray that I Love the girl I marry..

   


A nice Line sAid by a Lover to one he Loves-You will AlwAys be the Answer,When somebody Asks me whAt i'm Thinking About..-Love yuv Sweetheart !!

   


The person whom u love the most breaks ur heart and leavesEven after years wen u see that person,ur heart misses a beat..Hard but TRUE..

   


Love isn't how you forget, but how you forgive,Not how you listen, but how you understand,Not how you see, but how you feel,Not how you let go, But how you hoLd on!

   


" i wil remember her not as the one who broke my heart, but as the one who taught me how to love"

   


As i think in d past lots of things happen 2 me but there is only one thing that sticks n that if u who still loves me

   


   

 It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.

    

Nice Messages for Love

 Did u ever cry for me? Did u ever smile thinking of me? Did u ever miss me? I did. Bcoz I LUV U. And will forever.

  
   



(-.-)
<)(>
Oye..! tumhe meli yaad nee aati na? Nee na. Tal koi ploblm nai? muje konsi aati hai.!
Hehehe
kush mat ho..
Jhut tha..
I Michh U

  


Everytime i seeyou in my dreams,i feel like kissing u 111100000000 times

  


When You Feel Alone,
Just Look At The Spaces Between Your Fingers..
Remember That In Those Spaces You'll Find My Fingers
Locked With Yours At All Times
Telling You I’m Here...

  


kuch baatein pyaari si,kuch lamhe yaadon mein,dil ko chu leti hai har pal ye saare kyonki iss mein khusbu hai tumhaari.

  


A beautiful truth:

People love you all d tym.....

Its just dat dey can't love u d way u undrstand love.....

They love u d way they knw how to love....

  


,;*"*;,;*"*;,
*;, ,;* "*;,;*"
Ye SPECIAL missing HEART hai,
ise ap un logon ko send karo Jinhe aap KHONA nahi chahte.
Maine to kar diya.......?

  


Mera Us Se Talluq Sirf Itna Hai...
Us K Naam Per Seenay Me Dhadkan...
Rukne Lagti Hai...

Magar....

Aansu Nahi Raukte...:"(

  


TAKLEEF aur MOHABBAT
Dono Insan ko Anso dye Jati hain.
Lekin
Aik farq hai..

TAKLEEF
Kabi na Kabi Khtm ho Jati hy
Mgr MOHABBAT kabi khtm nahi hoti.!

  


Even-though Time
Becomes Beautiful
When 0ur Bel0ved 0ne
Wiped 0ur Tearz
Say!ing
..."Hey STUP!D, I'm
Here For You !"
Even The Tearz Turn
To A Cute SM!LE ... (

  


   

 "I Finally Understood What True Love Meant...

Love Meant That You Care For

Another Person's Happiness More Than Your Own,
...
No Matter How Painful

The Choices You Face Might Be."

 

New SMS Love in Hindi

 Nothing Hurts More Than Realizing

He Meant Everything To You,

But You Meant Nothing To Her.

  
   



Maine dil k darwaje par likha "Andar Aana Mana He
Mohabbat hasti hui aayi
Aur aakar
Bade pyar se Boli..
"Maaf Karna..
Main to andhi hu.

  


press down if u miss me
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
pres down if u really mis me
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
so u miss me
.
.
.
.
.
.ok,i know u miss me
.
.
.
i also miss u a lot!!!!!!

  


OLD LOVE STORIES:

Started From Eyes.

Grew With Gifts

Ended With Tears.

NEW LOVE STORIES:

Starts From Mobile

Grows With Dates

Ends With Sim Change. ;->

  


Miss u..Wen I smell any rose Miss u..

Wen I taste any sweet Miss u..Wen I look at the moon

But Specialy Miss u..Wen I raise my hands for pray..!

  


   

 "Chand Aur Main"

Dono Ka 1 Sa Muqaddar

Wo Falak Pe Tanha

Main Zameen Pe Tanha

Wo Roshni Maange Sooraj Se..

Aur Main!!
.
.
.

'Bijli' Se...:-)

   

Love SMS in Hindi Short

 1ce there ws an angel who wanted 2 change evrythn into smthng special
i saw angel changing u.
i said Oops!No
this 1 is already so special. UR REALY SPECIAL FRND

 
   



Nothing to say.
Nothing to write.
Nothing to send.
But I believe that, you will listen, read & recieve my feelings in the silence too.

I LOVE YOU MY DEAR.....

 


my sms r few, yet,
my heart is true i got many freinds new,
but not sweet as u....
I never try to remember u
bcoz i never forget u.....

 


MISS U= MISS U SO MUCH WHENEVER I GO I CARRY U IN MY THOUGHTS WHATEVER I DO ISPIRT OF LOVE FOLLOWS ME ALWAYS MY FEELINGS FLY 2U AWAY I MISS U SO!.

 


Did You Know That !!


- A Passionate Kiss Uses Up 6.4 Calories Per Minute

- During A Kiss, As Many As 278 Colonies Of Bacteria Are Exchanged...

 


DONT HIDE UP FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL......BCOZ 1 DAY WEN U REALIZE TO EXPRESS UR FEELINGS 2 THEM DAT SPECIAL1 MAY BE SPECIAL TO SUMONE ELSE.

 


SACHIBAAT:
KEHTE HAI KI
PYAR OR ZAHAR ME KOI FARK NHI HOTA

ZAHAR PINE KE BAD LOG MAR JATE HE

OR PYAR KARNE KE BAD LOG JEE NHI PATE

 


It hurts to Breathe
.
.
.
.
Because Every breathe I take,
Make me feel I can not Live without you.

 


The people who r loved,
deserve to know the people who love them,
don't miss a chance to express love,
becoz hearts are broken when words are un spoken..

 


Sad lines by broken Heart-
U touched my Heart wit a thousand
Pleasure and broke it into Million Pieces.

 


Just a small difference between liking and loving,
Liking-
"Don't worry dear, take care!"
Luving-
"Don't worry dear, I will take care!"

 


   

 Love is blind coz





My mom startd to love me evn when i ws not born

  

Romantic Love SMS in Hindi

 Difference Between Love And Crush:

When U Like A Person And U Know Why U Like The Person,
Its Crush.
But..
When U Like A Person And You Don't Know Why
It's LOVE..

 
   



DUNIA Me 6 billion log rahte he lekin hum Aapko Hi SMS Kyu Karte He?
Kyuki Ye
5 billion
99 crore
99 Lakh
99 Hazar
999 Log
Aapki Jagah Nahi Le Sakte..

 


I think of u.





U think of me too





But the differnce is when i think of u, i send u a msg.


But u think of me after reciving my msg...!

Feel the difference...!

 


Choosing hundred wrong persons may not affect your life,But missing one right person will leave you a broken heart through out your life...

 


kabhi kisi se itni najdikiyan mat badayo
ki uske door ho jaane se tum khud he toot kar bikhar jayo

 


agar tum kisi ko pyar karte ho
to tumhe us se koyi umeed nahi rakhni chahiye
uski khushi mein apni khushi dhundni chahiye

 


Duniya kehti hai hum jiske dost hai,
Wo chand ka tukda hai.
Par hum to ye kehte hai humara jo dost hai,
Chand usika tukda hai...

 


i see u "AANKHO" SE
i feel u "SAANSO" SE
i remember u "CHAHAT" SE
i belive u "JAAN" SE
i care u "DIL" SE
$
I MISS U KASAM SE
I LOVE U

 


   

 LOVE DINNER:
ISHQ KI BARYANI.
PYAR KA SALAN.
MOHABAT KA SALAD.
JAPHI KA RAITA.
PUPPI KI PEPSI.
SO
JAAN
JUB BHUK LAGAY TU BATANA. :-)