Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale.
I asked my wife,
“Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
“It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!”
She said. So I suggested,
“How about the kitchen?”
Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli:
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”
Wife: Tum Mujh Sey Kitna Pyaar Karte Ho?”
Husband: Shahjahan Jitna.”
Wife: Mere Marne Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?”
Husband: Main Ney Tou Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,
DELAY Tou Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!”
Wife: Darling Tumhe Pata Hai
Jannat Mein Husband Aur Wife
Ko Ek Saath Nahi Rehne Dete
Husband: Isi Liye To Usey Jannat
Kehte Hain ..:p
Wife: Me America ja rahi hoon apke liye kya lau
Husband: Aik American Ladki
Wife Wapas Aye
Husband: mera gift!
Wife: 9 mahine intizaar karo
Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi?
Wife: What will u give me if i climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: Le, isme pucchne wali kya baat hai…
DHAKKAA!!!
Wife: Mein tumhari jindagi ki kitab hoon.
Husband: Yahi to afsos hai.
Calendar hoti to har saal change to kar leta!
Son - Papa kya aap kabhi Egypt gaye ho?
Papa - nahi. Par kyu?
Son - to fir aap itni Khofnaak mummy kaha se laye
Wife: Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar Laiti
HUSBAND: Kaash Tum Ring Tone hoti to Main har Roz bajata or her Haftay badalta
5' 6? jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Umar 20 se 22 ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.
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