Wife and Husband SMS

 Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”


   



My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.




Friends Are like Priya Gold Biscuit Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai




 Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai




What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…:p




Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D




 Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.




What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.




Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”




Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?




   

  wife: honey, what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

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